The bro influencers of TikTok, released into the wild with sick iPhone hacks and dropshipping tips but a few years ago, have matured from pups to the Wolves of Social Media. Now they’re harnessing that power with a pump-and-dump scheme involving Dogecoin, the joke currency made of memes, and also Elon Musk’s favourite coin. The plan is kind of paying off: As of this morning, Dogecoin had risen 27.7% since 5 July.
The leader is jamezg97, who started posting about the bid on 28 June. The user’s most widely disseminated video has gotten nearly half a million views, which subsequently began the #DogecoinTiktokChallange. The mystery TikToker, whose bio reads “STONKS,” tells users:
Alright here’s a crazy thought. What if everyone watching this video bought some Dogecoin? Could they really stop us? Could they stop us all?
The splitscreen shows that you could increase $1,000 (£797) to $426,985 (£340,363) if you held it from a price of $.00234 (£0.0019) and tapped out at $1 (£0.80). A second video, posted five days ago, issues a bolder missive:
Let’s all get rich! Dogecoin is practically worthless. There are 800 million TikTok users. That’s just $25. Once it hits one dollar, you’ll have ten grand. Tell everyone you know.
It’s a call to the investors – dreamers – of the internet to believe in the stickiness of a viral video and the lifecycle of a hashtag and the mighty power of the TikTok army – unless, of course, someone bought a tonne of Dogecoin at the beginning of this and plans to dump everything before it reaches a very unlikely dollar, which sounds like illegal pumping and dumping. Why isn’t jamezg97 staring down charges from, say, the US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), or at least a TikTok ban?
“As I understand it, the SEC does not regulate the cryptocurrency markets, although this could change in the future, and likely will, as we see more scams like this,” Phillip Christenson, chartered financial analyst at Phillip James Financial, told Gizmodo. “It’s not hard to envision the SEC taking down a few of the more popular influencers perpetrating this type of scheme as a warning to others contemplating something similar.” But, he added, a mass takedown is “unlikely and very nearly impossible.” (In 2018, a paper published by the Social Science Research Network identified 3,421 pump schemes involving cryptocurrencies on Telegram and Discord alone.)
The video distinguishes itself from traditionally shady pump-and-dump schemes, though, in that we’re all supposedly in on the operation. “What we are experiencing with Dogecoin isn’t a ‘traditional’ pump and dump scheme,” Insider Monkey cofounder and editor Meena Krishnamsetty wrote to Gizmodo via email. “It is more like a stock manipulation scheme where the participants are mostly aware of the risks and willingly participate.”
Krishnamsetty pointed to recent suspected schemes by experienced traders, who may have been baiting inexperienced Robinhood buyers by inflating stock prices of doomed companies but could argue that they simply believed the stocks were undervalued.
All that to say: Those of us who wish with our money probably shouldn’t pin our dreams of riches on a #stonks guy who showed us some maths. “It’s a new version of an old scheme,” Braden Perry, regulatory and government investigations attorney with the US-based firm Kennyhertz Perry, LLC, told Gizmodo – like boiler room phone calls and direct mail campaigns and message boards for penny stocks, except on TikTok steroids. It’s also the same as Coinye (parodying Kanye West), whose creators sold off all their coins on the first day.
It’s also possible, though deeply disenchanting, that the value jump had nothing to do with TikTok in the first place.
“I don’t think it’s unusual at all,” Ethan Lou, author of the upcoming nonfiction book Once a Bitcoin Miner, told Gizmodo via email. For a cryptocurrency as volatile as Dogecoin, a 20% increase is “nothing.”
“It’s a lot for the S and P,” he wrote. “But in crypto, it’s just Tuesday.”
It also says little about how cryptocurrency works in general; if you’re comparing Bitcoin to a stock index, Lou said, Doge doesn’t reflect crypto at all – even the creators, who initially formed Dogecoin from a tweet joking about the absurdity of digital currency, abandoned it when they feared that people were taking Dogecoin too seriously and would lose their savings.
I know, in my heart, that there’s a teen holding the bag at the end of this. But you can get rich, maybe.
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